Look at my man Bruce Jenner

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DANCING VERY WILDING TO THIS IN NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR AND HOUSE SHOES B

THIS SOUNDS LIKE 7 XANAX AND 4 MOLLYS

Relationship goals

Relationship goals

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Adrian Peterson really fucked up, like if you wanna be doing this shit right, you throw raw rice on the ground and make your kid kneel on it until they learn to behave. Shit leaves no marks, and doesn’t actually involve hitting.

awez-im-gohst:

oldmanstephanie:

[squints rly hard]
Yo dudes, watch out for this shifty Kevin bot. Stay safe, love you guys xoxo

But he is lounching a impressive new game for palyers!

Yeah guys be careful, you could accidentally go to a web page, and that’s probably the worst thing that could happen to anyone. Stay blessed beloved.

awez-im-gohst:

oldmanstephanie:

[squints rly hard]

Yo dudes, watch out for this shifty Kevin bot. Stay safe, love you guys xoxo

But he is lounching a impressive new game for palyers!

Yeah guys be careful, you could accidentally go to a web page, and that’s probably the worst thing that could happen to anyone. Stay blessed beloved.

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

Calling bullshit. If ya girl takes more than 15 minutes to text back it’s because she’s cheating on you.

Talking cash shit on someone’s post and them getting mad about it»»»>

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