Me:*Talks about olympic lifting with a drunk girl* (she doesn't understand it and asks me about benching)
Her:*looks at my ass for like 5 seconds* Well squats definitely aren't your thing
Client:Tell us why these budget numbers don't match up.
Us:Can we see the budget numbers?
Client:No, just tell us why they don't match.

Some people are vegans or vegetarians, I on the other hand am trying to eat so much meat that it disturbs the global eco-system so much that mosquitos go extinct.

Together forever; it just sounds fly, the f-word with no effort.